DEVITOSANITY CONTINUES AS THE GIANTS ARE NOT ONLY IN THE HUNT BUT ARE ONE GAME OUT OF A PLAYOFF SPOT
The NFL won't tweet out a playoff picture with In The Hunt, so I'll do it myself.
Get it guys? Because Tommy DeVito is an Italian American just like Michael Corleone! Both of them are also motherfucking bosses now that DeVito has the New York Giants in the hunt of an NFC playoff spot in mid-December and he just bagged the Packers on Monday Night Football because they committed the cardinal sin of leaving Tommy DeVito too much time.
The playoff hunting Saints are up next. Let's see how their quarterback feels about that.
If the Giants aren't going to cruise to a playoff spot like last season or a Top 5 draft pick like other recent years, why not experience an absolutely ridiculous roller coaster ride with a living, breathing meme at quarterback that lives with his family, who are just as entertaining as him if not more so? Yeah, we are doing kisses.
Think about where the Giants were the weeks following that Week 1 Cowboys debacle and where they are heading into Week 15. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn into the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. Sorry for all the movie references but it feels like this season has become one right in front of our eyes and tonight was no different.
Tommy fucking DeVito man. The legend continues to grow.
Buy a shirt because I don't know if we will ever have another moment like this again. Actually I'm quite sure a local legend Italian quarterback living with his parents becomes the quarterback of the Giants just in time to make a playoff push. If it does happen again, that means there's a glitch in The Matrix.
Okay, that's enough movie references. Back to the Italian references.